I’ve seen a number of soap dishes in my time under the sun, and I’ve rarely appreciated any of them. Sometimes they retain drips and splashes, which renders the soap bar soggy and causes you to burn through it faster. Other times, they are clearly intended to drain exess water, but completely fail the task if they are incorrectly oriented. Then there are those special snowflake soap bars that have their own unique size or shape, and so most soap dishes are wholly inadequate.